Dear Psyche: Were you really okay with lying on the couch watching "My 600-Pound Life" with a bag of potato chips and a bowl of sour cream. Really? Really??
Dear Mother Nature: Hi! How are you today? What do you have in store for us. Sunshine! Wonderful. High humidity! Wonderful! Gusty warm winds! Wonderful! How can I complain about anything? It's summertime.....
Dear Stray Chin Hair: It's bad enough you have to appear on my chin. It's bad enough I have to first find the tweezers and the magnifying mirror before I can deal with you. But is it really necessary to be "WHITE" and be so hard to find? Really? Really??
|Disclaimer....this is not my chin!!!!!!|
Dear Mr. Marvin Mosquito and family: Oh my gosh! I just read that a family of mosquitos can hatch in a capful of water. I have walked all over this property emptying all the standing water I can find. But a capful?? I have tried all the ideas for repelling you. Deet. Citronella. Staying indoors. This morning I heard that I need to take a dryer sheet and rub it all over my body. What? Who wants to walk around smelling like Deet or Bounce? And when you sneek in the door and hide just so you can munch on me while I sleep. That is not playing fair! You are not following the rules. I'm gonna tell mom!
Dear Amope Pedi Perfect: Yes, you were a tad expensive. $39.99 on sale. But the best $40. I have spent in years. Where have you been all these years as I have fought those callus on my toes. Or that dry rough skin on my heels. I have used everything. But you have worked and I now have feet as smooth as a well, babies butt! Of course I have to use you pretty often to keep them that way. But I love holding you. And I'll admit I have even kissed you a time or two. You are my new BFF!
There you have it. My appreciations or complaints for the week. What are yours? How is the weather and the mosquitos in your neck of the woods? Let me know in the comments if you are writing Dear Friday and I'll pop over for a visit. Heck, I'll pop over even if you don't write any letters. Have a great weekend!